3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

by Steven Moon June 24, 2008

man blow

Substance found on jiz rag.

Holy shit my truck is covered in man blow.

by Tonytheneck May 5, 2005

wha blow

A very handy term meaning:

What's happened?

What's going on?

1) You see your friend is looking for something on the floor.

"Wha blow?"

"Dropped my punk"

"Brass"

2) The police kick down your door.

"Wha blow?"

"I'm arresting you on suspicion of sheep rustling etc."

by Adam Gyles July 4, 2006

Pack of blow

A pack of blow is something, (could be anything), that is inside of a pack, and you can either suck it or blow it.

Hey Blake, could you pick me up a pack of blow on your way home?

by Pensacolapounder January 30, 2017

Pepper Blow Job

A Pepper Blow Job is a specific kind of blow job where the individual giving the blow job has recently eaten spicy food. If the giver has eaten a mildly spicy meal such as a Korma, it's possible for the blow job to be stimulating for the receiver without being painful. However, receiving a Pepper Blow Job immediately after the giver has consumed a very spicy meal such as a vindaloo can be extremely painful for the receiver.

"Man, I got the best Pepper Blow Job last night."

Alternatively;

"Some girl gave me a Pepper Blow Job without telling me she'd eaten spicy food. My dick is still on fire."

by KarenWantsTheD October 5, 2013

Pee and Blow

The chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. Can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.

I experienced pee and blow the other day when I was crouching down by the roadside... my jeans got soaked. My mom had to put a towel on the car seat.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

slow, you blow

If you're slow, you blow your opportunity.

The XYZ Company is hiring. But you better hurry up and get over there--you slow, you blow.

by G8rsRGr8 September 10, 2016