april 12

your girl will suck your cock

omg can i suck ur cock please its april 12

by fabfgasghuabsgů April 11, 2021

April 13th

On April 13th it is a tradition for everyone to have a free n word pass.

“Yo my n**** what’s up!”
“Woah man what was that for you lookin like a marshmallow saying stuff like that fool?!”
“Chill bro it’s April 13th!”
“Aye I gottchu homie”

by ice wallowcome April 12, 2019

April 24th

National rape day? Nah, National mutilate men day. The day that you can literally beat a man to the point of death without any punishment. See a good earlobe? Rip that bitch off. Same applies to penises. Happy cutting girlies.

If a man tries to touch you on April 24th. Mutilate his genitals. period xoxo

by ChrissyChlapeckaisqueen April 20, 2021

April 2

April 2 is hump day where you hump stuff

why is everone humping walls oh its april 2

by lit gang123 April 2, 2020

April 26th

National Eat Porridge Day

April 26th, National Eat Porridge Day Is when Nibbas Eat Porridge

by Tripoligoas October 16, 2019

April 15

Break up with your girlfriend day

April 15th is breakup with your girlfriend day

by BØRĖD April 14, 2019

April 3

The day that the girls with a flat ass were born.

Did you see Payton’s flat ass? She must have been born on April 3

by Lilpignapper October 21, 2019