dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

neck day

Basically like leg day, you do it once a week, but you do neck exercises instead of leg exercises.

''How's neck day going?''
''Not bad, surprisingly"

by nikson1 December 22, 2017

Tyena day

The clue is in the title. It’s Tyena day. This is the day we give thanks for Tyena. It’s the anniversary of her almost demise, today we count our blessings and celebrate.

“Hey, what you guys doing for Tyena day?”
“It’s Tyena Day tomorrow remember”
“Happy Tyena Day”

by RealFacts2023 February 11, 2023

Muddy Day

when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah

Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit

by csusb person, yes it me May 27, 2009

mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

Jemima day

The day we make people named Jemima feel like the most special person in the world (shoutout to Jemima)

Yo it’s the 14th I think u forgot about Jemima day

by Malonebrown May 14, 2021