Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

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Chrome Turd

Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!

by RidetoLive September 16, 2009

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Related Words

turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turdle • turducken • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich • turd burgular • Turdblossom

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

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weasel turd

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).

"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd

by Sam Muench April 1, 2008

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Ninja-turd

A ninja-turd occurs when your feces has the rare but precise trajectory to exit your anus and travel directly into the toilet pipe so that when the defecator turns to examine his/her excrement it remains hidden as if it was never there...(like a ninja)

Defecator: Wow I just pooped, let me see what I did.
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!

by KingDestiny GS '11 April 1, 2009

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