tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

by Guy Diddley April 29, 2006

T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.

She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.

by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007

Star Trek

A television show originally spawned by Gene Roddenberry. It Is the greatest science fiction show ever produced. It, unlike nearly every other science fiction show or movie, relies on a cerebral approach to solve a poblem rather than a gun, something that is very twoubling in today's science fiction. Star Wars posesses a James Bond sort of quality of shoot, shoot again, shoot some more, blow up something, kill billions of people only to be redeemed by saving one.

It is a great travesty that after the murder of billions, Vader was redeemed by saving the life of one, his son, who also killed billions all in the name of an equally imperialistic cause. Star Trek would never allow that.

by X-45B23 July 15, 2006

Trey Songz

The guy who invented sex

From the way Trey Songz did it last night, I knew he invented sex.

by SarcasmBunny November 7, 2011

treyf

Another spelling of treif: not kosher, religiously unclean. Often used metaphorically.

"His stuff is treyf, he cuts too many corners."

by anarcissie May 16, 2008

Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

by wandaful February 3, 2010

treadmilling

Staying busy but not really making any progress on a particular project, goal, career or life in general.

I'm treadmilling at work and really need to find a new job.

by WholeLottaHmmm April 12, 2010