touched by an angel 

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

touched by an angel by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

bum toucher 

Taken from the words bum and toucher. A bum toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of bums or perhaps one frequently. It can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier bum with other or perhaps their own.
They could also be known as an "ass feeler"- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others bums without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.

"Have you been touchin bum?eh eh cheeeky!"
"errgh you big bum toucher"

bum toucher by bobbin May 13, 2005

Touch Dinks 

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

Touch Dinks by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

head touching time 

noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.

"Bob, it's head touching time"

"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"

head touching time by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

touch me not by scoop69 January 23, 2007

touched 

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

touched by karkis March 14, 2009

touchy feely 

Something touchy feely = something orgasmic to touch!

In other words when you touch something that feels orgasmic it feels nice, so you say it's touchy feely so everyone knows it's orgasmic to touch (not neccesarily dirty)!

*finds the nearest thing that is orgasmic to touch*
"Ooooh! It's touchy feely!"

touchy feely by Lastic April 9, 2006