Touch Dinks 

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

Touch Dinks by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

head touching time 

noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.

"Bob, it's head touching time"

"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"

head touching time by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

touch me not by scoop69 January 23, 2007

touched 

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

touched by karkis March 14, 2009

touchy feely 

Something touchy feely = something orgasmic to touch!

In other words when you touch something that feels orgasmic it feels nice, so you say it's touchy feely so everyone knows it's orgasmic to touch (not neccesarily dirty)!

*finds the nearest thing that is orgasmic to touch*
"Ooooh! It's touchy feely!"

touchy feely by Lastic April 9, 2006

Touchebag 

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

Touchebag by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchdowns 

noun - a term used to describe a woman's breasts. The word's origin stems from the word "titties" which also is slang for a woman's breasts.

The phonetic pronunciation of "tittes" is almost identical to the abreviation for touchdowns commonly known as "TD's".

The word is always used in a complimentary manner.

In conversation:

"Hey Joe how about our waitress last night."

"I know did you see the touchdowns on her?...just perfect."

touchdowns by Nightriderjoe October 8, 2009