French Toe Tickler

Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.

Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 09, 2020

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.

And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

big juicy toe

A huge blunt full of cocaine, Adderall topped off with melatonin.

Crack Hoodlem : “ yo manz wanna hit dis big juicy toe “
Crazy Fucking Yahtzee Nazi : “ what’s a big juicy toe bruh “

by bappishulo April 29, 2021

Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

by Herban Dicktionary April 17, 2017

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009