Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana December 31, 2008

soggy french toast

A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.

B. to have your period

OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.

by jaim'e December 6, 2007

Burning my toast

To masterbate in a violent mannor

Boy: That chick was soo hot yesterday, i ended up burning my toast the next morning

by owned-you April 5, 2011

swag boi eats toast

Some faggot that’s thinks he is funny stealing jokes

Person 1: you know Wilmers?
Person 2: you mean swag boi eats toast?
Person 1: what a fag
Person 2: more like Gayboieats toast hahahha lmao so funny #420guccigang

by Swagboieatsass February 11, 2018

Butter Your Toast

Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.

Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast

by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

toasted

To be otherwise fried, yammed, or beaten over the head with a textbook.

i.e.: The evil cat-lady teacher totally toasted Miranda when she had an energy drink induced seizure in class.

by YAMICUS November 29, 2007

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009