Chris Baney

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty

That girl is acting like Chris Baney

by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018

chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 10, 2022

Chris Rock

A guy that was slapped in the fucking face by will smith

Chris Rock was slapped all the way to the pilot of everybody hates chris

by Thearsonist69420xxc May 09, 2022

Mr chris

Mr Chris is an eye candy 😻. He is an funny and intelligent teacher who helps needy people . He also can be goofy sometimes

All his students loves him

person 1 : Hey! Mr chris i need help with my homework

Mr chris: i’ll help you until you succeed

by Bitchythoughts November 23, 2021

Mr chris

Mr chris is an sexy as teacher,he often goes as Mr hottie 😻. He is an funny and intelligent teacher who helps needy people . He also can be goofy sometimes

All his students loves him

person 1 : Hey! Mr chris i need help with my homework

Mr chris: i’ll help you until you succeed

by Bitchythoughts November 23, 2021

Courageous Chris

When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!

“Hey guys, i gotta pull a courageous chris!” -chrig

“No worries, take your time :)!” -friends

by EuhEuheeEeeEuheyEuuuhhhyy January 26, 2021

Chris Foss

A Greek God. Known to obtain the Greek Hammer. Can dance to the Greek beats, will trick you into buying a new ride.

I want to be a Chris Foss when I grow up.

by Booflob June 26, 2019