Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

Linux Bro

A Linux user who breaks down if anything uses over 1Mb of RAM. To them, everything is bloat, their preferred programs are objectively the best, and you suck at computers.

Often found in forums or other social apps ranting about how you should be using vim.

Person 1: “Network manager is bloat, also Ubuntu bad”
Person 2: “Yeah ok, Linux bro.

by SooshMeow December 14, 2021

Bro Whore

A bro whore - A bro that’s a whore lol

guy 1: omg look it’s Pablo!

guy 2: dude he’s such a bro whore

by amaaankhannnnn December 20, 2021

Bro kardashian

A sibling that is short and fat with an ass twice the size of Kim Kardashians ass

wassup Bro Kardashian still thicker than most of the women on earth.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

the shaik-bros

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.

I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?

by alan October 21, 2004

The Shirtless Bro

The homie who’s always shirtless when hanging out. He is often overweight/obese but doesn’t necessarily have to be. His role is to be the hype one of the friend group. He is responsible for keeping the energy going through the night.

Brad never wears a shirt and is constantly shotgunning beers, crushing it on his chest, and screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of his lungs. He is obviously the shirtless bro of the friend group.

by Goober879 February 4, 2021