Harry Haze

the act of being extremely tall and blonde

Damn look at that big cracker over there pullin' a Harry Haze!

by foolinthepool July 20, 2009

max harris

max harris is a pussy magnet but the only problem is that the women are unconsciouse and dont give consent to anthing. max typicaly has a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small small tiny floppy flat penis

max has no friends and is very bad at sports, he doesnt enjoy them.

person one(lyndon) max why did u quit footbal
max i want to kill myself

max harris here no one cares

by marky boy sparky January 18, 2022

Harry Potter

Southern british slang for going to the toilet.

Be right back, just going for a harry potter.

by Dudealive November 27, 2017

harris primary

One of the worst primary school around

Teachers are all very strict

All girls are slags and stubborn and have bad language and attitude

All children get told off for everything

Boys and girls are never enjoying the school

Is Harris primary a good school m

No the school hates the children and treats everyone like shit

by Perosn 2418 August 15, 2018

Harry-Hermione

A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.

"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."

by Lamby July 24, 2008

Harry Potter

A horrible book written by Yo Momma
But thanks to a group of talented directors, the movies were pretty 1337

Me: The Harry Potter books are gay.

Some fucking cunt: Have you even read them?

Me: ....STFU

by Esplender January 2, 2005

Harry Potter

It started out as a little orphan boy named Harry. What it grew into was so much more. It started as 7 books about Harry Potter written by the talented J.K.Rowling. They turned the books into 8 movies. But the fandom goes above and beyond even that. There is a charity called the Harry Potter Alliance helping the world by using the power of Harry and his millions of fans. There is a music genre call Wizard Rock or more commonly, wrock. Its actually really great music. There are 2 fan based musicals, AVPM and AVPS which are hilarious. It helped create the Nerdfighters and helped many make friends. The merchandise out there is incredible. They have a new theme park. Many fanfics are out there. And so much more.Its shaped my life and I am sure I am not the only one. Its a never ending fandom because fandoms die when everyone stops loving it, stops being vocal about it. Harry Potter fans will, no, CAN'T let Harry Potter go. Its a life style. Muggles will never understand the pull of Harry Potter or the love but we know the true power of the Boy-Who-Lived and love.

Person 1- I don't get it, why do you love a stupid book so much?
Person 2- Harry Potter is so much more than a book. And I can't explain it, if you read Harry Potter, you would understand.

by Harry Potter fan for life January 24, 2011