Banana ice cream

this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)

"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"

by Steven Salazar 3rd February 9, 2005

Milk n Cream

When a girl sucks a guys cum, and then the guy sucks the girls breastmilk. The two then make out and swap the disgusting drink in their mouths.

"We ran out of sex positions and we were thirsty so we thought why not? Lets give ourselves a Milk n Cream"

by Haywood Jablowmy January 3, 2007

Sailors Cream Soda

An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.

"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."

by The uffin February 1, 2010

Chris Pee Cream

A guy with a long dong, full of semen.

Man, I sure like those Chris Pee Creams at the local bar.

by Jay Lo August 9, 2007

cream filling

When you jiz in a cup then dump it in your room mates shampoo.

Haha Sean just got a cream filling! That bastard had it comming.

by steven harper36364 October 9, 2010

Full Cream Beast

See 'Full Beast'.

Even better than that.

Imagine what you would expect to be the best- a full cream beast is even better than that.

Unpresidentedly good.

Actually origionatess from Drug slang for a bong/lung/waterfall etc. that contained so much hashish that it appeared cream in colour.

'Look, its the second coming of Christ!'

'Wow! That's a Full Cream Beast!'

by Idlevice February 28, 2005

sailor's sour cream

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.

Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.

by Del Millard February 11, 2006