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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.
Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."
by austicoatk March 29, 2010
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Frumunda Cheese

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.
The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.
by wwWill November 29, 2007
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cheese goal

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'
1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!
by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005
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cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.
"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."
by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016
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Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.
I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.
by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010
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Cheese Niglet

A little nigga who likes to consume cheese soup with watermelon. Highly enjoys cheesoup soaked chicken and foot fungus as a dressing. Loves stealing cheese in free time. Also another word for ugly porch monkey.
"Watch out! That little cheese niglet is stealing my soup!"
by nigero roberto April 23, 2022
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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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