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super nut 

When you dont masturbate for a month and have the best nut ever
Guy 1: "Man I didn't fap for a month and decided that today was the day I do that again."

Guy 2: "I bet your nut must have been like a drug high"

Guy 1: "I guess you could call it a super nut"
super nut by WobbenBuffet January 24, 2017

Super Idol 

Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Super Idol 是最好的模因.
Super Idol by when the [Æ] November 15, 2021

super senior

Someone 19 or 20 That is still in year school
He was stuck as a super senior
super senior by 459395 March 14, 2022

super bowl 

The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them.

The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.

There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.

The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.

Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
super bowl by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007

Super Nerd 

Someone who is highly intelligent and funny who gets on very well sociably (unlike the steriotypical nerd) and is normally excellent at sports and everything they attempt.
Basically a SuperHuman.
Simon: I cant believe James is captain of the Football team as well.
Adam: Yeah i know, he's great at everything...
Pete: He must be one of them Super Nerds.
Super Nerd by I P Frealy December 9, 2008

Super straight 

Someone who doesn’t deserve to breathe
Person 1”: I’m super straight…
Person 2: *gun shots*
Super straight by Gay Demi ace February 13, 2022