Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Jacob

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.

Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?

by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

jacob

cool kid funny smart

teacher: what is 1+1
jacob: 2

by YA BOI JacobyYT August 28, 2019

Jacob Jr

Being a crybaby ass bitch about something

That’s a real Jacob Jr response

by Plastickat October 8, 2025

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Mckie

Jacob Mckie’s breath

Wow Jacob Mckies Breath is so bad

by Polo lollop lol bich February 1, 2020

jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022