Short-King

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co

"we stan a Short-King."

by SoftwareTaco October 2, 2022

short bus

The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.

I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.

by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009

two cents short of a buck

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

snorty-locks

one who likes to snort thee cocaine up thee nose

that bitch it one crazy snorty-locks

by Laura Huber February 9, 2008

Snortable

if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"

Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

shortay michi

a person who is a major hypocrite and backstabber and bullcrapper.

that person is such a shortay michi

by myob-b May 15, 2009