the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger 

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits 

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

qR_Salty 

qR_Salty Also known short as “Laviia” is a past cult member of CYX aka “CAEDORYX”. She became a meme among every dude in telegram after distributing her so called videos. In November 2021, She left telegram and no one knows where she went.

Azrael: hey qr_salty please make me a fansign

qR_Salty: no little boy, fuck off

qR_Salty by TelegramMaster March 6, 2022

Low Sodium Salty

Synonymous with "low key salty", Low sodium salty describes the act of being angry/pissed/upset but to a lesser or more subtle degree.

"I ate the last cookie and Aaron was being low sodium salty about it..."
"Aisa was being low sodium salty about having to pay the bills"

Low Sodium Salty by martelldesu June 13, 2016

sweet and salty 

When one ball is sweet and the other is salty

Dang sweet and salty is the best flavour

sweet and salty by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

isä salty 

Leader or should I say dictator of a discord nation called græn empire.

Isä salty is acting up
Isä salty might doxx us
Isä salty might nuke our server

isä salty by Friendfrom1899 March 11, 2021

qR_Salty 

The biggest troll on telegram.
Literally what can I say, She trolled entire telegram.

Someone: Have you heard of qR_Salty?
Someone else: Yeah bro, She trolled the shit out of me!

qR_Salty by among us niggas December 31, 2022