powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell

Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.

by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Pump-queen

A thin,
Effeminate guy who lifts weights but never gets big, a skinny guy with little muscles . Sports “fake butch “ T ‘s w police or fireman logos.

That Woody Allen looking guy lifts all the time but stays small, he’s a pump-queen

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Tiger Fist Pump

The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.

Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z

by Pope Big Ron Don John II December 30, 2022

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

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Somebofy who always farts.

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by plato! August 6, 2024

pump shotty

A huge pump shotgun that I will fire up your ass if you steal
my weed.

Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass".
ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.

Gangsta 1: Oy m8 back off my lawn before I bring out my pump shotty!
Random dude: Shit Relax dude!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 3, 2019