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PLEDGIDENCE

The feeling of cautious, anxious waiting for
Someone's actions,
where you've committed to believing in their
potential (the benefit of the doubt) but are
already steeling yourself for the high probability of an unfavorable outcome (the disappointment). It is the state of hope
leveraged against dread.
I was watching Episode 5 of one of my favorite reality dating competition shows and on the episode one of my favorite contestants had to witness what all of them do when coupled up, and as she watched him laugh with the new bombshell by the pool, a sharp pang of PLEDGIDENCE tightened in her chest 🤨🤔😔she wanted to believe his loyalty was real, but she knew exactly how that scene usually ended.❤️ 🔥💔❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥.
by MINDFULISHLYGEMSOULED November 26, 2025
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Please, LOUIS! grin

A provocative, toothy, grin intended to sadistically enjoy another’s misery.
Ben gave his little brother Jake a big Please, LOUIS! grin after telling Jake, “Yes, it’s nice to have 7 cupcakes, but it’s also nice to have 6 cupcakes, Jake.”

16-year-old football 🏈 player Jim, who was babysitting 9-year-old Scotty, gave Scotty a Please, LOUIS! grin just before saying “Psyche!” right when Scotty caught a glimpse of Jim when he wasn’t decent. Jim had also told Scotty silkily, “Don’t get my pompom winter hat wet, Scotty. I don’t want a cold head, you little mother,” and with that gave Scotty his Please, LOUIS! grin, as he saw the tears in Scotty’s eyes.
by JMC70 November 30, 2025
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Pleases

When your girlfriend is making you laugh when ordering food over the phone and you mistakenly say “pleases” instead of “please”, and now you joke about it all the time.
Can I get one, no two smashed hash pleases
by Chelseamae December 2, 2025
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Pleasure top

Is the penetrating person, who is more interested in giving sexual pleasure than receiving it.
They may even get sexual pleasure by giving sexual favors instead of receiving them.
Kevin is a real pleasure top. He loves giving me a good time in bed.
by Emdur January 12, 2026
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cheese pleaser

A guy who engages in sexual pleasures with another guy.
"Hey you know that James kid? well he did Calvin in, therefore hes a cheese pleaser"
by Danlon08 January 29, 2008
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Myspacesque Pleasure

Noun- The very subtle relief one gets while doing something that they overwhelmingly feel guilty for.

Etymology- That low, dirty feeling you get when you log into MySpace yet again.
So, I was on Facebook because I am a socially inept student, and my curiosity pervaded my veins, and I decided to log into MySpace, to see if anybody paid any attention to me. They didn't. But the Myspacesque pleasure attained made up for it slightly.
by Sturmwerfer May 30, 2009
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double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.
cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!
by driver_im8 December 6, 2010
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