rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

big juicy toe

A huge blunt full of cocaine, Adderall topped off with melatonin.

Crack Hoodlem : “ yo manz wanna hit dis big juicy toe “
Crazy Fucking Yahtzee Nazi : “ what’s a big juicy toe bruh “

by bappishulo April 28, 2021

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 17, 2022

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

toe jammer

The act of jamming ones toe into a femals vagina.

Philip: "dude...my hoe dont wanna get on ma kawk tonight. what should I do?"
Josh: "dude...just do the toe jammer! She will love it and there is no protection involved."
Philip: "she said she would go for it! she aint gonna get no babies dat way!"

by Custhburgh October 31, 2008

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009

Ball Camel Toe

Expression used when a guy wears an extremly tight PE short (or any short for physical activity), in which the short's crotch actually "cuts" the scrotum sac in two, making it look like an actually camel toe. The "Ball Camel Toe" effect is only complete when it looks like a camel toe and the penis is bent upwards due to the lack of resting/hanging space.

Cako used a PE short that used to fit him well in Second Grade the other day during PE class, which made him get a Ball Camel Toe. It was nasty...

by Ignacio Duran July 28, 2008