Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Matt

Very sexy long good dick for anyone to enjoy

Hey look it’s Matt he’s so handsome

by ur favorite person- George Was November 23, 2021

Matt

A guy who has a huge dick

His dick is so big, his name must be Matt.

by bjarbz November 24, 2021

Matt

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021