Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

Magic

That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now

I can't figure out my math homework!! *magic* OMG I GOT IT!!!

by Don't drop that November 17, 2014

Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023