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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023
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DIY, Mom!
Literally means "Do it yourself, Mother."
Used both ironically and unironically by teenagers to denote disapproval to an assigned task given to them by a maternal figure, while also redirecting this mission to the asker as they cannot be arsed at that moment in time to do such a deed.
As is common with slang popular among younger generations, some teachers will try to appeal to the "youngsters" by picking up on this versatile phrase and use it in class as well, often to their dismay.
The interjection 'Mom!' may also be changed to any title (often shortened to one syllable) showing a relationship to the speaker such as Dad, Sis, Bro, Cuz, Dude, Girl, Boss, Boi, etc.
Used both ironically and unironically by teenagers to denote disapproval to an assigned task given to them by a maternal figure, while also redirecting this mission to the asker as they cannot be arsed at that moment in time to do such a deed.
As is common with slang popular among younger generations, some teachers will try to appeal to the "youngsters" by picking up on this versatile phrase and use it in class as well, often to their dismay.
The interjection 'Mom!' may also be changed to any title (often shortened to one syllable) showing a relationship to the speaker such as Dad, Sis, Bro, Cuz, Dude, Girl, Boss, Boi, etc.
Mother: My feet are killing me. Could you be a doll and massage them for me?
Teen: OMG! DIY, Mom!
'Cool' Teacher: My mom asked me to go over to her house because she was feeling lonely this week, but I just told her, "DIY, Mom!" Ugh, mothers, am I right?
Class: You're such an asshole.
Teen: OMG! DIY, Mom!
'Cool' Teacher: My mom asked me to go over to her house because she was feeling lonely this week, but I just told her, "DIY, Mom!" Ugh, mothers, am I right?
Class: You're such an asshole.
DIY, Mom! by Josh E. Pratt January 21, 2018
Ur Mom
Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
Ur Mom by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019
White mom
The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.
“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”
White mom by Martin_slov April 11, 2019
soccer mom
an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
soccer mom by thedude July 11, 2004
Stage Mom
Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.
Stage Mom by ShannonRenee May 17, 2006