Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget

Damm, this guy is such a jordan

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.

Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

jordan

the cutest guy ever had crazy good style rlly good at sports and has beautiful hair and just amazing

he’s so cute his name is prob Jordan

by Djfhfhdu January 1, 2022

Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches

Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan

by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021

Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet

“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3

Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met

by Bird<33 August 31, 2021

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025