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John Jake Pappas 

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
John Jake Pappas by marlonandmath November 12, 2021
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John Stones 

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
John Stones by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

john quinones 

john quinones by theovster_ November 25, 2021

John Charles 

A Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Whatever phobic, (name all kinds of discrimination here) male that lives in the United States. Will most likely be a redneck, and a Cracker.
Person 1: I love men.
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!
John Charles by UrMomGay.gov December 5, 2021

John Cheddar 

After his death in 2018 (cause unknown) his legend still lives on. He is most common referred to as John Cheddar and is an inspiration to many. He is now named a Greek god by Zeus himself. It is a sad loss in our history but we must let the past be the past.

After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
Get that John Cheddar lookin Christmas tree outta here
John Cheddar by Lover of cheddar December 15, 2021

John Johnson Day 

The day on which you meet John Johnson.
"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
John Johnson Day by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022