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Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024
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Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Jerk

When its jerk you just know yzm. And when it's not jerk then well....
Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)

"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)

Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)

"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)

Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)

Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
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Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
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when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
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Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.
"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."
by FoxFae March 5, 2025
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