Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"
Lenny is our internet test pilot
by Lancelot link February 03, 2007
the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
by keepskatin'bro June 05, 2011
5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.
by Faatemalea November 08, 2010
1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.
by Anonymous9820 August 02, 2008
An online nosy person that gives athoritive demands without having authority. They typically reply to comments online with snark remarks and act superior because they feel that some type of authoritive figure will support them, usually a moderator.
Internet becky enters random online conversation: "this isn't the appropriate place to talk about this. Post it somewhere else or i'll report you"
by GlassTop February 04, 2019
When some one you know, just met, co-worker, etc. Acts, talks,types, or jokes differently online then they would in person.
Guy#1 hey can i add you on facebook
Girl#1 sure here you go
Later on......
Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book
Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?
Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.
Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.
Girl#1 sure here you go
Later on......
Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book
Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?
Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.
Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.
by G-baby007 April 16, 2010
ISS - Internet Search Psychosis
Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism
“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism
“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011