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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

When something is absolutely mind boggling you must combine random words to even attempt to describe it
Person1: you have cancer
Person2: HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE
by Opal astra 💀‼️💯 September 30, 2023
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Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017
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Holy Roller Joint

A joint rolled by the pages of the Holy Bible
"Jack, gimme a Holy Roller Joint with that purple kush"
by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014
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THE HOLY QUINTUPLE

When a woman has her tongue, breasts, belly button, and clit all pierced.
I fucked Laquisha last night ,and this bitch has the holy quintuple!!!
by GoatJesus October 6, 2018
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Holy Nips

It’s when a girl gets a halo shaped white tan line ring around her nipples from wearing pasties in a tanning bed.
That unusual tan stripper must be a devout Catholic, she certainly has some Holy Nips.
by Flyhi January 8, 2021
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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