Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

by zsherm February 25, 2007

Stink ham

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

by ozgood690p June 15, 2009

fat ham

Very slick and laidback Cool and natural born hustler

Fat ham a slick mf

by Jojo1654 July 16, 2017

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019

Ram ham

yamsss like a whole wedding cake sized ass on a small ass girl

yo that girl definitely a ram ham under that dress dude

by tokyo the plug February 19, 2020