It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

Go To Ham

Other Word For GTH

Letter Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: No Sheesher!

by Blake Lobo December 10, 2023

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

ham

a lump of yummy meat that is good

person 1: can I have said ham
person 2: no, my ham not yours

by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

Ham

so ham ham ham ham
Ham means lewd in cantonese

This Person is so ham his mom chay.

by Totoki July 13, 2021