Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess

Person 1: look at her outfit!
Person 2: I know right that girl came out looking a HAM

by TheyCallMeQ February 2, 2017

Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

HAM

A very attractive anime woman who is of age to have had kids
A hot anime mom

Dude look at this HAM

by YourlocalOctii March 23, 2021

HAM

HAM is a greeting used when referring to a close friend

friend1: "HAM"

friend2: "HAM"

by HAMMIJ April 2, 2023

hams

Hams means the most beautiful girl, she is nice,funny,gorgeous,kind but she can also be a bad bleep every guy wants her attention and she is a boy magnet

oh she is definitely a hams!!!
Everyone need a Hams in their life.

by Sabrinnaaa11 October 17, 2020