Google

The search engine you used to search this

Friend: Yo im using bing

Friend 2: Ew no, thats gay use Google instead

by TempusV June 3, 2018

Google

The poor man's ping command

Customer: "My internet is down"
Support: "Can you open Google?"
Customer: "Yes"
Support: "..."

by anotheranonymouscoward June 16, 2018

Google

Verb. If you google something, you look something up.

I googled ‘how does a television work’.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Google Inc.

The brand name of our most used and most beloved/hated search engine which was founded in 1998 by Larry PAGE and Sergery BRIN

Joe: What's the formula for the are of a circle?
Jack: Good question, go Google it
Joe: What's Google?
Jack: Google Inc. Didn't you know?

by FallenUser July 1, 2018

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Google

Probably the most common site used to watch porn, whether it varies from porn hub to XXX type things. Really dependable though.

Get out of my room mom, I'm on google and I need some "ME" time.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 17, 2018

Google

Basically another word for Search at this point.

Person 1: I lost my mechanical pencil
Person 2: Go google for it!

by Internalxd August 13, 2018