i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen

Trick2g's famous line

trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

by godEn0moto December 7, 2019

fuckwork

homework to a pissed off teenager

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Fusion

1. The act of making two things into one
2. A dumb tactic to make weak gems stronger

Jasper: Hey Lapis you should fuse with me
Lapis: i thought fusion was a dumb tactic to make weak gems stronger
Jasper: ...
Jasper: shut up

by mom friend November 4, 2016

fuckkkkkk

when you regret EVERY decision you made and everything is fucking fucked up, and you feel so stupid that you just wanna UUGGHHHHHHH dek

oh fuck. oh fuckk, ohnonono fuckkkkkk

by valio val January 11, 2019

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013

going full monkey

1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.

"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."

by Six_gun_samurai November 2, 2011