bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015

the fiddler

When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.

Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.

by Enerhgize November 6, 2015

Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea January 4, 2016

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

4 fiddy

The slang used by blacks to tell they have 450 (450,000)

Bruh you hear Jaquan got 4 fiddy off that lottery ticket?

by Daquan Darius June 24, 2016