e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
by jedipants September 28, 2003
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e-machine

a crappy computer company based in Korea that makes inexpensive BUT crappy PC that dies within two weeks of LIGHT usage.
by Anonymous June 03, 2003
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E-piphany

The moment during an Ecstasy trip where suddenly all the world makes sense and total harmony with the universe and all people seems possible.

Instantly forgotten once down from the peak.
As Dave looked out over the green fields of the farm he settled back with a grin as his E-piphany came on him.
by Kyza August 31, 2005
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e-crabs

viruses caught while on porn sites
no man, i dont want to look at porn anymore. the last site i went to gave me e-crabs and my computer went apeshit!
by doob483 November 29, 2007
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e-hardass

1. A douchebag who will only talk tough when he's on the internet.
That Mike Buchanan is such an e-hardass. He didn't say a word when he was in town, but he was probably just frightened by that fat, ugly drunk Gilliss.
by The Willis December 16, 2004
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Eazy E

Eric "Eazy E" Wright:

Born on September 7, 1963, in Compton, California. Eazy E is considered the Godfather of Gangsta Rap, and will go down in history as one of the greatest artists in Music. Responsible for many of the most recognizable artists, songs, and quotes, in Hip Hop music. He was also one of the members of the Rap group "N.W.A". Some of his more recognized solo songs are "Boyz N Tha Hood", "Straight Outta Compton", "Eazy Duz It", "Real Muthafuckin' G's", "Eazy Duz It" and many others. He died just short of 32 years of age, on March 26, 1995. His cause of death was complications due to the AIDS Virus which he had obviously acquired through many, often spoken about, sexual encounters. Eazy E fathered seven children, with six different women. Eazy E is remembered for many great reason, and many bad reasons. Nevertheless, he IS remembered, and will always be recognized as one of the greatest artists in the history of Hip Hop.
Everyone knows this one by "Eazy E":

Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo',
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the Hoes.
Went to the park, to get the scoop,
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hoops.
by AD420 April 05, 2011
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E-Trap

Similar to a conventional trap, an e-trap is a male who is feminine (can act, dress, and/or speak like a female) enough to pass for or be mistaken as a female, but lures in their victims using the internet rather than meeting people in real life.

E-Traps will commonly use programs such as Discord and Skype, or use websites, like Omegle to meet and attract possible victims, most commonly using solely voice as their means of deception, as most e-traps don't look feminine enough to pass as female in real life.
"I was talking to this really hot-sounding chick last night, but it turns out they were an e-trap."

"How'd you figure it out?"

"I found out when they started sending me pictures of their dick."
by Jeriliam March 06, 2018
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