human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Bucklandnism Disease

A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.

Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.

by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover off strictly bud lites.

“Yeah I was down the shore last night slamming thirty or forty bud lites with the fam and I woke up this with the absolute WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

elephant disease

The biggest disease that comes from sexual intercourse after a woman done an abortion,
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time

Tokologo almost died after been infected by elephant disease

by anonymous March 15, 2025

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Horasi Horasi Disease

A disease where you feel dizzy, lightheaded, sometimes itchy and causes violent spasms of the legs. It is most commonly found in Humans, Dogs and Giraffes

Bertie keeps running around, complaining about a headache, I think he's got Horasi Horasi Disease

by alius alibabwaus November 6, 2025

Erica-Nervosa Disease

A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.

Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?

by muck Mucks October 20, 2017