munch counsel

A meeting with a meal

The directors had a munch counsel this morning.

Let's get together for a munch counsel tonight.

by rhandhom February 27, 2022

Carry curse

This is when you talk trash about YouTube-zxncarry or Unbancarry you will start to experience terrible things and horrible luck

Random -Carry you fuxking suck you sorry bitch

Random-Meanwhile My PlayStation blewup

This is the carry curse

by /unbancarry February 28, 2022

Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.

Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."

by atschoolrn March 29, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.

"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"

by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022

Finals Curse

A term for a phenomenon in osu! where the US was unable to win the osu! World Cup (OWC) without performing a bracket reset. The curse was broken in 2019 when the US went crazy and obliterated everyone, defeating South Korea in the Grand Finals 7-0.

fieryrage: I can't believe we need to do a bracket reset
Apraxia: Dude it's the Finals Curse

by Kerbalover99 September 28, 2022