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Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.
Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.
"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"
by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025
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Commonplace

Commonplace is a marketplace, like Facebook or Craigslist.
The difference is simple.
They handle delivery and payments.
That means no messaging strangers.
No negotiating.
No figuring out how to move a 300-pound item.
If you’re a buyer, you press buy now, pay securely, and we deliver and install it in your home.
If you’re a seller, you get paid securely at pickup while a professional crew handles the removal.
With Commonplace, you buy and sell big things without the hassle.
Instead of dealing with 40 Facebook messages and a guy named Mike saying ‘is this still available,’ I just used Commonplace and had the bike delivered to my apartment.

Facebook Marketplace is chaos. Commonplace is for people who value their time.
by TheOGschmuck January 27, 2026
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Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.
Don't worry, babe, we don't need to tip. You'll never guess who delivered the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.

So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dive like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.
by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026
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Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.
Babe, you'll never guess who's delivering the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dump like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.
by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026
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Commodification of Science

The transformation of scientific research from a public good focused on knowledge into a privatized commodity valued primarily for its potential to generate profit, patents, or competitive advantage. This shifts priorities from basic research and open inquiry to applied, marketable outcomes with immediate returns.
Example: "The commodification of science was clear when the university shut down its theoretical physics department to expand its corporate-backed AI lab. Knowledge for its own sake had no 'value'; only research with a direct path to patentable tech was funded."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Commodification of Atheism

The process by which disbelief in gods is turned into a marketable product, identity brand, and revenue stream. It transforms atheism from a simple personal stance into merchandise (Darwin fish stickers, "Friendly Atheist" hoodies), lucrative speaking tours, Patreon-supported podcasts, and book deals. The "movement" becomes a marketplace where clout, audience size, and sales figures can become more important than philosophical coherence or ethical action. Your lack of belief becomes your brand.
*Example: "The commodification of atheism was complete when the big-name skeptic started hawking branded brain supplements on his podcast. 'Support critical thinking and get 10% off AlphaBrain with code RATIONALITY!' The audience wasn't a community of freethinkers anymore; it was a customer base for a lifestyle brand built on not believing in supernatural lifestyles."*
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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