Clops

A woman’s labia that contain such girth and such length as to obtain such distance from the pelvis that they clap along the ground with such vigor as to create the sound of a horse galloping heartily through the desert creating the classic “clippity-clop-clipity-clips” sound. The phrase began in 1873 as “the clippity-clops” when one Victorian gentleman would say to another “I received the syphilis from a woman with the clippity clops” and was abbreviated over time into “the clops” and later reduced to simply “clops”.

I tell you Burt, her clops were bouncing around like she had slinkies attached to her pubis.

by Jamyson Coraline Chribstopher August 25, 2021

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021

Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.

The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

closeaway

When someone is close but far away

Mike is closeaway

by RedTheShiba September 21, 2021

closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 4, 2021

closd group

bunch of morons, spamming my inbox

500 messages in two days

imbeciles ? you mean the members of closd group ?

by fake handle yo piss people off November 25, 2021