chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

Chode

When a guys dick is small and fat and usually the girth is more than the length

That fat dude must have a chode

by Bestiebooboo January 6, 2024

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

Chode

A short fat big head little boy with a dyed moustache

Rhys Jones is a fat chode

by Bighead03 February 29, 2024

Chode

A short but wide dick.

Blake: "Damo has a chode!"
Damo: "at least I don't have hiv!"

by XDicktationx July 8, 2019

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.

Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?

by Slacktose June 15, 2022