by The new boi February 20, 2020
Get the Chodemug. by anonymous May 3, 2024
Get the Sigma Chodemug. When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
Get the Chunky Chode Syndromemug. by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
Get the Chodemug. Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
Get the Chode Molestermug. A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
by rock666er February 19, 2012
Get the Chode.mug. Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived
by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022
Get the King Chodemug.