chode

Gypsy slang to to steal, or get it heavily discounted

Bray we went to Walmart and the vacuum was so expensive so we decided to chode it

by PrekazaCrew July 15, 2023

Chode

Someone who is short in stature and overweight; could also apply to ones penis

Eric is such a chode ! He’s short and fat

Eric has a chode. His penis is very girthy and short.

by Sophie sharp December 3, 2021

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size

"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"

by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024

Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode

Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025