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cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.
Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!
by Anjew123 March 29, 2009
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Poo Cheese

New Orleans term that means beyond sorry or the worse of the worse
by Jay B 313 December 3, 2009
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cheese eater

One who doesn't want to work yet expects to get paid.
Jane is a lazy cheese eater.
by Sneepy July 2, 2009
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keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.
Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?
by Laurie March 10, 2005
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chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
by Kool aid April 4, 2005
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ass cheese

The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.
Petes ass cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.
by M Style December 9, 2008
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cheese sandwich

v. to love, originating from a converstion in the film love and sex, where saying I love you, is compared to being as ordinary and easy to say as cheese sandwich.
by Geordie Nicole July 6, 2005
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