Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026

Canadian Ring Toss

A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.

Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.

by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026

Canadian Bun Run

When you swallow a hotdog while doing a handstand and then suck a man's dick to push the hotdog down your throat.

Dude, Cheyenne totally gave me a Canadian Bun Run last night.

by Mstwitchalot February 22, 2026

Canadian Finger Boop

when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.

"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."

by ThatGrantOverThere February 24, 2026