Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.

Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.

by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025

Canadian Mario

It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian

John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario

by BiggeCheese105 May 15, 2023

Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.

I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.

by Fudreaux October 19, 2011

Canadians

You can eat Canadians

Snakes do not like Canadians

You can eat Canadian eggs

Canadians cannot fly

Many Canadians will eat baby rats

Canadians are not venomous

Canadians do not have 7 legs

Canadians are very sorry

Canadians have vocal chords

Canadians do not have webbed feet

“Did you see those Canadians?”

“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2021