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California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
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calcitonin

A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.
Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.
by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013
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california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.
She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag
by Retardland November 7, 2013
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Californication

To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech accompanied with the urge to act wild and out of control dancing to loud music along with lots of strobe lights and flashers.

an extreme state of euphoria and bliss experienced through this period.
Eg. I can't wait for californication this December.
by 233Badmanting November 28, 2013
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california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.
This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.
by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013
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california cuisine

California cuisine is a gourmet style of fusion cuisine that comes only from California. It uses local, freshly prepared organic ingredients and has a strong emphasis on presentation. It is often made to look like art, such as being highly decorated and served in small portions. It has also become known as favored food of the wealthy because it’s served at restaurants and dinner party’s through-out Beverly Hills and upper class areas. It is often served with Napa Valley and CA regional wines. One good example of California cuisine are the offerings of Wolfgang Puck. Popular places for Angelinos to shop for their ingredients are the “Farmer’s Market” on 3rd and Fairfax in Hollywood and “Whole Foods Markets”
by Pretentious Snob 90210 January 10, 2014
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california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer
by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014
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