After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.
by #winn November 3, 2011
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\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
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who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh
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"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"
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