Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you

Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!

by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023

Why Boner

It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.

"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023

Coder Boner

When your code works, you get a coder boner.

OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.

by awkieawk December 3, 2021

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021