bedwork 

a self-defining term to be used with your intimate friends

Come over to my house for some bedwork.
I love bedwork with you.

bedwork by blake7 December 9, 2008

Bedroom 

My favourite place in the house

Someone: Get out of your bedroom
Me: no

Bedroom by Lightning the dutchie June 17, 2021

Bedside Volcano 

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

Bedside Volcano by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

bunk-bedding

After intense sex and finishing, most likely doggie style; the top partner falls asleep without pulling out.

Last night, we were so drunk, we ended up bunk-bedding.

bunk-bedding by JessicaWhitePass August 11, 2014

Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.

Bedbug by ZMES August 27, 2019

bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

bedgasm 

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

bedgasm by tagz December 9, 2008