gnar banger

A gnar banger is somebody, usually from the alpine or telemark skiing world, who shreds with a high degree of skill.

Dude, fucking Kye Peterson just ripped a phat 1080 blunt off that 50 foot cliff. That kid is a serious gnar banger.

by Snow Wolf December 24, 2009

Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.

Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.

by rare flower August 11, 2010

Beaver Barber

Where your girlfriend goes to get a trim.

Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.

by Jay-Jo November 20, 2010

Yahoo Banger(s)

Someone who sit's on yahoo 24/7 and gibbers shit on the "mic". The only friend's they have, are yahoo friend's.
They cant tell the difference between yahoo and 'Reality.
Scotland 1 is the perfect example .. Go see.

Join Scotland:1 and see the fine example's of "Yahoo Banger(s)"

by I'm kool as fuk January 17, 2011

Jam bagger

One that bags jam. Usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to 'swipe' the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. But can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam 'fetish' and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.

Can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.

Tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.

Magnus: "My family are dead and I have no job, please can you spare some change?"
Angus: "Woah! No way. Get over yourself, jam bagger."
Magnus: "Respect me, for my name is MAGNUS!"
Angus: "Take all my money."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014