Geeking Balls

Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.

Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.

by MrZipp December 17, 2008

Ball Bag

The name for someone who is a total douche.

"Man, Kai is such a ball bag"

by Iknowit August 22, 2012

dick and balls

Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...

by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009

ball rubber

The off hand of a master jack-off artist. Most men only need one hand to jack-off. That hand is called the dick beater. The true artist don't waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their balls.

Dude, you touched my food. Was that your dick beater, or your ball rubber?

by Recon1172 May 28, 2005

Top Balls

Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.

Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.

by Sousafriend August 23, 2011

Green Balls

Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.

Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan

by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011

long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.

Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.

by alberto pardsnip August 11, 2010