Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011

have a blast

A metaphor that you shouldn't ever take literally. It's true meaning is "to have lots of fun". The word 'blast' originates from big. So now, when you hear somebody say "Let's have a blast!", you won't have to wonder what they mean. Because, they're trying to tell you that the next following days are going to be fun!

Tomorrow, I'm going on a Summer trip to LA. Oh my god, we're also going to the beach and having cocktails! My life will have a blast!

by emilyeternally June 2, 2022

Hershey Blaster

While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.

"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."

by Barnett Jones November 15, 2007

blastfamy

Complete and total nonsense.

That's absolute blastfamy, and you know it!

by thirdwheel September 8, 2008

nucca blast

A really stupid thing white people call each other. They say it in order to not seem racist because the can't say nigger, and just nucca sounds too much like nigger.

Shut the fuck up nucca blast!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

blasted down

to consume an alcoholic beverage at a high speed

"He blasted down 3 beers in no time."

by mets50504 March 17, 2009

Akiva Blast

Shouted out when a guy climaxes.

Often used, but not limited to, with rape.

Rosaline: "As he climaxed he shouted out AKIVA BLAST!"

by Cocasian June 30, 2010